Statement of Intent…

(This blog was originally written on Myspace)

Wow, my very first blog. My first opportunity to inflict my views on an unsuspecting public. It’s my intention to fuck up the mainstream with my radical views on homeopathy, Tony (Lionel) Blairs won’t know what hit him! And my incisive, cutting remarks on George Dubya’s domestic and foreign policy will leave his presidential legacy in tatters (though, he seems to be doing a good enough job of that all by himself)!

So, let us unite! Let’s change this world for the better! Let us start now. Join with me.


On second thoughts, this whole changing the world business seems awfully hard work, and i am incredibly lazy. Best leave it to those people who get up earliest in the morning.

So, yeah, this is my first blog. I haven’t had the ol’ webbernet long and i can’t say i’ve read too many blogs either, so i don’t know what the majority of people use them for, mainly to express a thought or an opinion, I’d imagine. That’s what you’re going to get from me, my own public diary.

Ah, diaries. Where, as a youth, you kept all those terrible secrets like your first big crush on Sally Dee* of class 7J, or those confusing feelings you had for sporty manly man boy George Emm*. A time of embarrassing night time emissions, and the guilty pleasure of finding, through gentle exploration, those emissions could be made at any time of the day or night! Great times.

(*names have been changed to protect MY identity)

I kept a diary when i was younger. Aboot when i was 14/15, i think. I still have it, hidden in a folder with a load of nonsensical ideas I’ve had over the years. My diary was nothing like i described before, it was more a log of my daily events. What was i thinking? That 10 years down the line I’d be desperate to know what the score of my favourite sports team was, or how funny Have I Got News For You was that week? Flicking through it now, it appears i only ever displayed any kind of feelings when writing aboot a videogame tournament i was in with a group of my friends! I must of been an emotionally distant child.

So, that was my first blog. Was it as good for you as it was for me? I do hope it wasn’t a crushing disappointment. Nobody needs that. It leaves you with dysfunctions. Or so I’ve been told…

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read my ramblings. If it was to your taste, i hope to update on a (semi)regular basis, so please feel free to pop in and have a look if you’re surfing by. Heck, in the more than likely event that nobody reads this, it was just good to write down and have my thoughts documented somewhere, not just let them float away into the ethereal, um, ether.

(Hence “thoughts arrive like butterflies” as my little quote/header type thingy! Geddit? This is all planned, you know. None of it’s by accident)

Y’all be good now.


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